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Joke of the Day
"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"
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"Nostradamus comes home and starts beating his dog Why are you going to shit here in the next 5 minutes? Because of the beating, you dickwad!"
"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"
"Idea for a podcast: Friends hang out together and have deep and meaningful discussions and nobody records it and it's not a podcast."
"Best/Worst Pick-Up Line ""My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?"""
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention."
"Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer"
"Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background."
"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."
"Mad scientist- Checks for Labs Bartender- Checks for Tabs Boxer- Checks for Jabs Uber- Checks for Cabs Your back - Checks for Stabs"