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Joke of the Day

"I tried to take up juggling... But I just didn't have the balls... I'm not even sorry"

"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."

"Literal People Anonymous Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat. NO, WAIT! BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK!"

"Seriously guys, people drive like shit when I'm tweeting"

"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."

"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"

"I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life."

"Just burned 2000 calories while in bed. That's the last time I take a nap while the brownies are in the oven."

"""It's obviously not real, you dumb impressionable twats"" ...every time people get up in arms over fake articles"

"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."