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Joke of the Day

"Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men"

"My boss said, ""Have a good day""... So I went home."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."

"Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store? Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!"

"Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything."

"What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup? Cancer. ( )"

"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"Here's a joke I made when I was a kid: What do you call an empty anthill? VacANT! . . . I'm sorry."

"Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5'9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please"