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Joke of the Day
"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."
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"I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the ""How did you prepare for today?"" red carpet question with ""Cocaine and sit ups."" #GoldenGlobes"
"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."
"My dad told me most huge mistakes take only 5 seconds to occur And there I was 9 months later"
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""
"We've all butt-dialed someone. But have you ever butt-married someone? Coming this fall on TBS..."
"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."
"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."
"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."