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Joke of the Day
"Why did the letter D kill all the Jews He's a not C."
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"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."
"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"Me: How are you doing? Is our date starting to feel a bit awkward? Her: Yeah, a little... Me: I was talking to my mom! Mom: No, I'm fine."
"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."
"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"
"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."
"If I had a daycare, I think it would be awesome to get each kid to wear one of those backpack-leash things and make them pull me on a sled."