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Joke of the Day
"Why did the letter D kill all the Jews He's a not C."
Next Joke
"Doctor, can you have a look at my penis... Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?"
"Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you're no detective."
"Caterpillars: Neither cats NOR pillars."
"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."
"Two dust pans were dry humping.. I was like dude, get a broom already!"
"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"
"Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: rare [later] Waiter: *brings steak with a 1st edition Charizard on it* Me: *tearing up* perfect"
"My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses."
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"