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Joke of the Day

"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."

"What is a tick's favorite fruit? Lime."

"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing."

"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"

"An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam."

"When a boy falls, what does he fall against? His will"

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's? No tres passing"

"What's the difference between eating pizza, and eating pussy? You eat the crust off the pizza!"