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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"

"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"

"The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times."

"My boss: Why are you sleeping at your desk?! Me: Because my bed is at home."

"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"

"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."

"*carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*"

"On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!"

"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."

"Overheard a girl just say she's full because she ate at 3:00. It's 6:00. How can you stay full for THREE HOURS, alien?"