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Joke of the Day

"Overheard a girl just say she's full because she ate at 3:00. It's 6:00. How can you stay full for THREE HOURS, alien?"

"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"

"Philosophers have really good depth perception!"

"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"

"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."

"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"How can you identify a French Infantryman? Sunburned armpits."

"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge."