153353
Joke of the Day
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know y."
Next Joke
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."
"What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge"
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""
"I guess it's time to lose some weight. I cut myself shaving and gravy came out..."
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."
"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."
"Two cannibals eating a clown. One of them says to the other: does this taste funny to you?"
"Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on."