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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing a Star Wars fan would like to find in his garden? Princess Leia with her tits out"

"Just asked my hairstylist for the ""Bieber."" He shaved off all my pubic hair."

"The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (as in, heaven). Congrats you've just learned why that joke is that joke. Have a good day, faggot."

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."

"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."

"Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in Alabama That's right, not a single vote for Bernie."

"If A Democrat Wins, I'm Leaving, If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving. This has nothing to do with politics. I just really want to travel."

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."