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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego."

"New E Sport So there is a doctor in NYC that came down with ebola...he went bowling the night before admittance, created new sport...eboling"

"Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month."

"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."

"Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers."

"""Release the Kraken!"" ... ""Well?"" ""We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything."" ... ""Release the tuna!"""

"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"

"I haven't seen David Luiz this upset since Bart and Lisa got him sent to prison."

"How do you walk a dog with no legs? You don't, you pick it up."

"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"