107834

Joke of the Day

"If the main character of ""The Walking Dead "" spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?"

Next Joke
 
"Whenever a girl refuses to tell a magician her age, he cuts her in half to count the rings."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again"
"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"
"LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no"
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegtable? Putting her back in the wheel chair..."
"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"
"Why do Mexicans always have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray..."
"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"