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Joke of the Day

"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"

"A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing ""Can't we all just get along?"" at a Dark matter symposium."

"How many disappointments can you fit into a van? I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house."

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."

"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"

"If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending"

"There is nothing worse than a broke ass high maintenance woman."

"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."

"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"