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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Caesars."
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"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"
"What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes"
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose but you might not be able to do either if your hands are severely disfigured."
"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"
"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."
"I like my women like I like my ice cream. Freezer-burned"
"Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS"
"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"
"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""