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Joke of the Day

"What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."

"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."

"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"

"I just found out gorgonzola is a type of cheese, not a dinosaur. Needless to say, my gorgonzola salad was a huge let down."

"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"

"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"

"Did you hear of the guy who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? He just could not explain it! Then it dawned on him."

"If I use the bathroom at someone's house and they are out of hand soap, no more high-fives for that person."

"I dated a guy so arrogant he walked into a post while looking at his reflection in a store window. I left him. Unconscious on the street."

"It's so sad... that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"