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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 1 white guy with 500 black guys The warden"
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"Columbus: I like it here Native American: Me too, that's why I live here Columbus: Why you 'used to live here'"
"Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film ""How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"""
"Why did the Chinese kangaroo turn red? Because it was making a Great Leap Forward."
"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."
"A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world! ... was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after sex."
"Our principal is so stupid Boy: Our principal is so stupid. Girl: Don't you know who i am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who i am? Girl: No. Boy: Good (walks away)"
"I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased"
"What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery."
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."