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Joke of the Day

"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"God: I call it a Caterpillar Angel: What is it? God: A worm with feet Angel: You're really out of ideas huh? God: Then it grows wings"

"What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them."

"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."

"What did the black man get for his son on christmas? Your bike."

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? ...it doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways."

"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."

"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"

"You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream."