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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."
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"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"
"What do sex and air have in common? They're no big deal unless you aren't getting any."
"Cashier: ""Sir, the toilet paper you're buying goes on sale tomorrow."" ""COOL, I'LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN."""
"If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you're angry about oxygen and numbers."
"How do You find the worst joke of the internet? You reddit."
"Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer."
"If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply ""I'm a lunatic"" they won't ask any more questions."
"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"