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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment"

"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."

"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."

"What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller? A Ferris Wheel."

"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."

"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"

"I think my dog always follows me into the bathroom because I always follow her outside when she goes and she just thinks that's how it works"

"PARENTS: if you have an ugly child, please don't post 8 million pictures of them online. Thank you."

"What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A thon"

"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"