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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment"

"Why don't women get hit by trains? There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen."

"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"

"Why did the chicken run across the road? She was worried the egg would get there first."

"""I love you"" can be the most beautiful words you can hear from someone you truly care about, next to ""I got this round."""

"My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way. I resent that."

"A man stood outside the senate yelling: ""The government is stupid!"" He got 10 years in prison for revealing national secrets."

"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."