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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"

"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"

"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."

"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"

"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."

"The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats. the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs."

"Autocannibalism is self-serving."

"Why did Hillary Clinton had her campaign chairman John Podesta send the crowd home from the Clinton HQ? She 'accidently' deleted the email with her consession speech."