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Joke of the Day

"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"

"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"

"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."

"How do you get away with murder? Become a cop first."

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube."

"You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon."

"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."

"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"

"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."