199020
Joke of the Day
"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn't find a manual."
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"I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling. Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me."
"I always found you should try and get high quality bleach when you can. The cheap stuff taste horrible."
"How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."
"An astrologer asks a lady if she wanted to know her husband's future... To which she replied, ""I decide his future, tell me about his past"""
"Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office? They said it was a staff infection."
"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."
"What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !"
"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"
"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."