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Joke of the Day

"What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !"

"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"

"Last night my wife said to me, ""What would you do without me?"" Apparently, ""Your sister"" was the wrong answer."

"*walks into convenience store* ""Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky"" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*"

"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"

"A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around. He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg"

"*hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."