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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A: Scare spray."
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"What does it take for a Beatles reunion? Two Bullets."
"Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how I'd do running a marathon."
"Why fart and waste it? When you can burp and taste it."
"The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life."
"I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home So I decided to move 30 minutes away"
"My ex didn't realize 'cheat day' only meant he could eat whatever FOOD he wanted."
"Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes? Because they can't see."
"What do Fall Out Boy say after titty-fucking their girlfriends? THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"