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Joke of the Day
"A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush"
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"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"
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"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
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"Pool donations, what is up with that? One day this guy came up to my front door asking for donations to the local pool, I told him I would be right back. I came back and handed him a glass a water."