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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth? Go go power rangers!"
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"[at the vets] He's really bad. He can't fly. ""He's a cat though."" [very sarcastically] oh I'm sorry is this the vets or the excuses clinic?"
"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"
"Its O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point !"
"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"
"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"
"Two Na atoms are together on the battlefield... One of them gets shot. ""I've been hit!"" he yells. The other one looks at him. ""Are you sure?"" He replies, ""I'm positive!"""
"What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that"
"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."