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Joke of the Day
"Why dont blind people skydive? because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
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"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"
"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."
"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
"So Sports Authority is going out of business. I hear their competitors are real Dicks."
"What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime."
"guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: [rubbing the hood] it's got a truck engine"
"I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... Like there's no tomorrow"
"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"
"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"