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Joke of the Day
"My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you."
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"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""
"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"
"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."
"I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop."
"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"
"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"
"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."
"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."
"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"