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Joke of the Day

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"

"Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !"

"Came up with this on a long car ride What's a skeleton's least favorite game? wishbone"

"Studies suggest when it comes to dealing with stress, masturbation is twice as effective as sex So one in the hand really is worth two in the bush."

"MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit"

"Awesome Comeback Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?! Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems."

"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."

"Mum: ""OMG clean your room! This is MADNESS!"" Me: ""Madness?! NO... THIS IS SPARTA!!"" *Kicks Mum*.."

"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"

"TIL You can't have a crusade without... USA"