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Joke of the Day
"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"
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"Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo"
"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"
"So I asked my Doctor, ""Doctor, what are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?"" He said, ""I don't know, he has two more years in office."""
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."
"Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN human rights panel' Joke is UN."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night."
"Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen."
"Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !"
"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."