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Joke of the Day
"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"
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"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs."
"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells."
"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."
"My parallel parking skills are unparalleled."
"Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work... Me: Why, is something wrong?! Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne..."
"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."
"Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!"