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"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."
"What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard."
"INTERVIEWER: Why did you leave your previous job? ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay."
"A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled ""I'm taken,"" and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow."
"What is the only way to stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile."
"Gimmie a topic and I'll make a joke. Go."
"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."
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