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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!"

"If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke."

"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."

"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."

"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."

"Dorito its life. I was eating doritos and my nouse started itching out of nowhere so i picked my nouse and now all i smell its doritos"

"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Happy birthday George Lucas. To celebrate we'll be removing the iconic happy birthday song from your party & replacing it with a worse song."

"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."

"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."