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Joke of the Day
"My mom never liked Bill Cosby's jokes. She says they put her to sleep."
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"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."
"This morning I combed my son's hair sideways and to the front then yelled ""you just got Bieber'd!"" He's not talking to me."
"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a couple of days off."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Not because 7-8-9."
"How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution"
"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."
"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"
"I finally figured out what I want to be when I'm older... younger."
"Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike? Because either way someone is losing a trailer."