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Joke of the Day

"What do pedophiles and rappers have incommon They both like da booty"

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

"A long, romantic kiss... and then - She: I think I swallowed your gum. He: No, I just cleared my throat."

"As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there."

"Why is the computer so aggressive? It bytes"

"While getting thrown in jail, my grandma's pacemaker failed. I guess you could say it was a cardiac arrest for battery."

"What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? A widow"

"What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!"

"Philip Hughes joke 1 (warning: probably offensive to some) Did you hear Philip Hughes can't play a hook shot to save his life."