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Joke of the Day

"Philip Hughes joke 1 (warning: probably offensive to some) Did you hear Philip Hughes can't play a hook shot to save his life."

"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."

"She said: ""I want to have your children."" . Me: ""They'll be on the first bus in the morning."""

"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."

"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"

"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."

"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."

"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"Bad news guys. The 1st person who ever typed ""LOL"" into a keyboard just died of double AIDS."