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Joke of the Day
"What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Go chuck itself of course."
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"Girls are like Blackjack.. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"
"If kryptonite is Superman's only weakness, what is Supperman's only weakness? Leftovernite"
"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."
"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"
"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"
"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"
"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything."