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Joke of the Day
"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"
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"What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict? One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless."
"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."
"What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."
"Why did Tiger Woods stop winning golf tournaments? Because he stopped cheating"
"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"
"I almost got raped in jail one time. I tell you, my family takes Monopoly way too seriously."
"Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!"
"What do the French have between the 2nd and 3rd course? Intercourse."