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Joke of the Day
"Vegans can be so uptight. They should learn to take a yolk."
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"Facebook tells me today is ""National Winnie the Pooh Day"" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office"
"I'm trying to switch from ""okay"" to ""OK"" but I can't figure out what to do with all this extra time on my hands"
"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."
"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"
"If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Sure, what's your phone number?"
"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"
"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"
"We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet"