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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""

"Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff."

"There's been four dudes wandering around our local cemetery all morning. I think they've lost the plot."

"Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I'll ask him; ""so how does my lack of progress make you feel?"""

"Not all math puns are bad Just sum"

"Why did the student fail his physics test? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... **quickly followed by** Knock Knock *Who's there?* Not Sally."

"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"

"How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse...."