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Joke of the Day

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""

"Did you hear the one about the woman who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys... ...and came home with a big red snapper?"

"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"

"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."

"What's a Sicilian terrorists favorite treat? Italian ISIS'"

"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"

"If I had all the money in the world to do whatever I wanted I'd be the next US president"

"Rice: for when you're not really hungry but still wanna eat a 1000 of something."

"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"

"My girlfriend thought this up today. I found it hilarious and disgusting. What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear."