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Joke of the Day

"I opened the door for an old lady today... A few people stared when they seen me jump in front of her and just stand there to activate the automatic door though."

"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"

"What did the Nazi officer say when he was captured? It's not me; it's Jew."

"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"

"Why can't Z generationers swim? Their phones would get wet."

"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious."

"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."

"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."

"Somebody finally complimented me on my parking today! I got a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine""."

"How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com"