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Joke of the Day
"What did the retarded kids call there rock band? Syndrome of a Down..."
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"""I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!"" - said no one ever."
"A magician begins pulling scarf after scarf after scarf out of his front tuxedo pocket until Steven Tyler slowly fades away from all photos."
"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."
"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"