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Joke of the Day

"What did the retarded kids call there rock band? Syndrome of a Down..."

"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."

"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies? By the time they said ""I'm not that kind of girl"" they were."

"What do you call an octopus that fights sharks? An octobrave. I'm sorry."

"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."

"What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him."

"I saw a sign that said ""hiring carpenters"" My brother said ""let's be honest, that should say 'hiring Mexicans.'"""

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?"

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count."