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Joke of the Day

"I recently went to my doctor for a physical... Doctor: ""Everything looks fine but you need to stop masturbating"". Me: ""Why?"" Doctor: ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical""."

"What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle? Bob Harley"

"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""

"Making a business call while sexting is surprisingly difficult. Mmm yes, baby, suck my purchase order."

"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."

"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."

"What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster? One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"

"So, the KGB walks into a bar... ...and they start, uh... they... I, uh... I don't know. I didn't see *anything*; I swear!"

"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"