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Joke of the Day

"Elton John may be a very good pianist, But he sucks on the organ."

"What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes? A corn snake"

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"Miracle? They say Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."

"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."

"A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve your kind here."" The superconductor left without resistance."

"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"Kesha got a lip tattoo that says, 'Suck It.' I'd suggest you 'Disinfect It,' 'Fumigate It,' or better yet, 'Avoid It.'"

"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"