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Joke of the Day

"A zen student asked his master: ""Is it okay to use email?"" ""Yes"", replied the master, ""but with no attachments."""

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once year."

"Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP"

"Life is like a box of condoms. If you don't use one, you never know what you're goin get."

"Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was ""Baroque""."

"""And the Lord said unto John......."

"I'm the most anti-social person I know"

"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."

"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"A man entered a pun contest and submitted 10 puns, hoping at least one would win... No pun in ten did."