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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once year."
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"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."
"Virginia wolf More like Virginia woof"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"
"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."
"What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store."
"If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to? Nowhere, slaughterhouses have concrete floors."
"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""
"A Truck full of terrapins going north and a truck full of tortoises going south... They collide. It was a turtle disaster."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"