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Joke of the Day

"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."

"What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee."

"Three blondes walk into a bar You would have thought that one of them would see it."

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."

"I have a thing for older men. Not cuz I have 'daddy issues', but because I also like to eat dinner at 4:30 and be asleep by 8pm."

"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"

"Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone."

"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."

"[getting my picture taking with the sports team mascot] ""I know you're not really an armadillo"""