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Joke of the Day
"Guy went to the toilet, took the piss."
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"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"
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"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"
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