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Joke of the Day

"Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I'm gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole."

"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""

"Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity."

"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your ears"

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"

"May god bless German engineering, Italian cooking, and English humor. And may god damn Italian engineering, English cooking, and German humor."

"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."