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"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"
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"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"
"You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you."
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"Pot could probably use one more name... how about wizard parsley?"
"What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? ""Sure you can!"""
"Why is oxygen like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."
"Just saw a kid go down a slide looking at an iPhone. End of the world or multi-tasking?"