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Joke of the Day
"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"
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"""Is this the burn ward?"" ""Yes can I help you?"" ""You need to admit my mom, I told her that her casserole was ass-erole."" ""Stop calling here."""
"Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain... ...But the story goes downhill from there."
"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"
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"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."
"What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker"
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"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""